My life as a vindictive friend
So here I sit, its 9:30 am and I am forced to blog about things early as a proven point to a darling sweet friend of mine. I would much rather keep listening to the Fray drinking my Timmy Ho's and chat to my "real" friends on MSN, but no! You've forced my hand!!! Today my friends I would like to talk about my friend Tyler, my sweet little sunshine, my monsieur bitterfly. Ah yes, what is in a name? Lets see shall we? Tyler: house builder. Wow...thats lame!!! LOL...I thought I could get more than that. Well lets see what else I can dig up, drag out and what not. I remember so many things about Tyler, his obsessive need for shopping and how crazy he really gets when he's darting from store to store....giving off that deep sigh when he cant find the right thing or if hes frustrated by the salesperson who he thinks is an idiot. Or there is his insane need to borrow and burn music....CD's...hes crazy about them! But thats not really a fault is it? so what is? does he have them? no! you say...not Tyler!! oh but wait my dear friends! just wait a gosh darn minute! I think sometimes there comes a time where you need to engage the big guns...cablamo!!! Fire them for all their worth!!!! stuff like this frustrates me because I know Tyler has stuff on me and can use the same force if not worse....all i know is that Tyler has this thing where he feels the need to find the most wrong girls for him on the planet and pursue them with all his might....needless to say they always turned out bad...so so bad...but oh so funny hearing those stories. I am not going to say anymore because I am uninspired, I just took an hour long break to visit some friends who dropped by (chris and mel) and i lost my train of thought. but i'll leave you with this....a photo of one of the aforementioned shopping trips...because I'm just wicked awesome like that!!! hahahahahahahaha
posted by Jenn at 9:37 AM
4 Comments:
Way to take the highroad, Jenn.
What's with those links? You totally indended to put them in than annoying place, didn't you - Oh Woman of Annoying Website Design.
I believe you 1st plan to addict us to your site, then when the moment it right, add some moving, trance-inducing background and auto-play music player, which will cause us faithful readers to be sucked into your Orb and hypnotized. Yes, you have tried this once, I will not let you attempt it again. Please, for the love of Pete, John, Mike, Jones, Ralph, Hector...ALL MANKIND...stop the butchery of website design for the gratification of your evil (evil, evil) plans!!!
intentional indeed...why annoying though? hahaha...submit to my evil ways!! mwahaha
Yes, your myspace page...it's SO SO SO ANNOYING!! Do you mean it's supposed to be annoying, or it's supposed to be Hypnotizing??
It's just wrong....do you intend for people to actually READ the page, or just be like "man, I'm getting dizzy by all this moving plad...I'm getting out of here!!"
And on this page, well, it's just a weird place to have a link's column. Because it draws more attention to the links rather than your post.
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