My life as a laughter junkie

Sometimes in life, we are in very awkward situations......for example, have you ever been in a very intense and serious conversation and something happens and you really want to laugh very loud but you know that "right now" is not the best time for laughter?well....for some reason, I'm in those situations a lot.Once I was in a meeting and the main guy leading the meeting kept on flexing his chest every 3 seconds. I don't think he did it on purpose, maybe it was just a bad habit. Needless to say, this was not one of those happy conversations. I almost had a heart attack trying to hold the laughter! I mean, when some guy's pecs are playing hop scotch right in front of you...what are you supposed to do?!?So, I am a person that loves to help people. So I will give you advice on what to think about when in a situation like the one above. And these thoughts should help you avoid laughter!
When you want to laugh but you know you're not supposed to. Here are some "to do's" to help control you're laughter:
1. think of how your life would be if you were a chair
2. picture yourself freezing outside and the only thing you have to drink is ice cold water
3. imagine you were a banana peel
4. think of a leather purse made from E.T.
5.think of sick puppies
6. Picture yourself if your knees bent the other way
7. bite your tongue
8. think of running over bambi.....barefoot!
9. imagine being the wrapper on a straw...
10. imagine you were allergic to toothpaste and mint and your favorite food was fried chicken feet sprinkled with garlic and cayan!*
these ten things should help you quickly regain control. Very Quick, like Nestle. I know you love me now...bow to my wisdom!